User Profile
Add Friend
Add Note
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift
ladyvictoria's Journal
Created on 2001-05-11 17:19:52 (#130733), last updated 2005-03-11
5,194 comments received, 4,365 comments posted
Basic Account [Gift]
1,057 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 4 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | The Elusive Unicorn |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-18 |
| Location: | South San Francisco, California, United States |
BioI like....your mom!!! Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my peep. There really is nothing like a shorn peep... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
ConnectInterests (116):
alpha phi, american idol, angelina jolie, ass clown, atlantis, bananas, bark parks, battle of thermopylae, bbqs, beer, bella dahl, big calves, bloomies, brad pitt, britney spears, burberry, butt cheeks, charelston chew, cheese, chex mix, coach, cookies, corona, dan, destiny, diamonds, dinosaurs, dr. evil, dragons, fish, fox terriers, frisbee golf, gone with the wind, goonies, gucci, harry potter, hating the kings, heath ledger, horse shoes, horses, house parties, hurdles, instyle, jacuzzi, jc chasez, jennifer aniston, johnny depp, juicy, just cavalli, kate spade, kissing, lakers, las vegas, latin, levi's, little mermaid, maple sugar, marc jacobs, men, michael stars, money, mullets, muscles, my butt, mythical beasts, neiman marcus, nelly, nutella, oh la la, oracle, orchids, orlando bloom, paper demin & cloth, passionfruit, peaches and cream, pizza, pompeii, pretentious princess, redwood room, rhett butler, roberto cavalli, rock stars, saab 93, saks fifth avenue, san francisco, sand castles, scarface, scarlett o'hara, sequins, seven jeans, sex, shake that ass, shimmer lotion, shopbop.com, shopoholic, shopping, smart asses, squeaky toys, squirt, sugar daddy, sushi, the bobs, the o.c., thugs, tiny boobies, toes, trophy girlfriend, tropical fish, twins, ucsb, unicorns, vitamin water, white trash, who's your daddy, wine, your mom
External Services:
 | ladyvictoria@livejournal.com |
Friends [View Entries] Friends (33):
3mg, abedogg, canned_rose, captainjsparrow, cyclotron, democritus, eyedeasunlmtd, felikki555, graah, jhong, k2girlly, kamikazenick, lifeofzero, lionspride, lloyddobbler, ltlgoofy, mannyvision, mel135, melonsync, nanner, nippellecken, poshgurl1, pucks, punkgrrl425, rianessa, runviccirun, sassy, screamingeagle, shanners, soupedupsucka, t3kn0lu5t, toad24, ygraine
Friend of (23):
Communities [View Entries] Watching (0)
Member of (10):
Feeds [View Entries] Watching (0)
