Friday, March 11th, 2005
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8:31 am - Happy Friday!
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What to Wear: LaRok cropped cap-sleeve jacket
What NOT to Wear: Ponchos (just stop already)
What to Shoe: LV Monogram Pump
What to Bag: Coach - classic standby
What to Jewelry: Large Bangles
What to Accessory: Ribbon belts
What to Hair: Aveda Control Tape
What to Fragrance: Britney's Curious
What to Makeup: Shu Emura Fake Eyelashes
What to TV: Save Arrested Development!
What to Listen To: Josh Groban
What to Download: The Wedding March
What to Read: Tea on the Blue Sofa
What to Drink: Water - stay hydrated!
What to Cook: Go out for sushi!
Secret Weapon: StriVectin SD
Looking Extra Nipped & Tucked: Tom Cruise
current mood:  amused
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Thursday, March 10th, 2005
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9:00 am - American Idol
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"Mikalah is dressed like a common streetwalker to such an amazing degree I don't even hear half the stuff Ryan says. Seriously: mesh-lace sheer shirt thing with a pink tube top underneath. Giant pink Power Ranger boots" LOVES IT
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8:22 am
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I used to write in this everyday. I wonder what happened to Nipplecken??
SUP People!!! Who is still aroud??
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Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
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8:58 am - Wedding
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This wedding is getting to be very costly. I guess I should not have spent $1200 on wedding shoes :/
current music: headache...
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8:32 am - PornStar Name
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Your Porn Star Name is: Sweetest Sin
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current mood:  pleased
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8:24 am - Urban Dictionary
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Flabosaurus Rex
Fat (like a Tyrannosaurus Rex)
That girl is a Flabosaurus Rex
Source: Victoria Fleming, Jun 3, 2004
current mood: amused
current music: Britney's Greatest Hits CD!
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8:10 am - Life goes by and then i remember....
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Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
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8:50 am - Wedding Jewlery
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What do you think of these earrings and makeup for my wedding? I think it will look great with my dress.
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8:18 am - Paul Hamm
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Of course Paul Hamm should have given the medal up, if only because how cheesy is it to win on a "clerical error"? But more importantly, he would have been able to cash in on a worldwide movement of goodwill that would have forever painted him as the embodiment of the Olympic ideal.
Now he is a male gymnast with an asterisk next to his name.
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Friday, August 27th, 2004
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2:53 pm
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On the close of this Olympiad we ponder the frozen in time hairstyles of the lady gymnast. All seem to perpetuate the bobby-pinned, cllpped, and modified cornrow look that came to the fore in the early 90's. Is it because they all have the Jennifer Aniston "Rachel" cut complete with multi-level layers that makes a smooth pony more difficult than sticking a dismount? Even if they are layer-less, what's with the metallic glitter hairspray? It's not Halloween here folks, it's an international sporting event. Leave the glitter and scrunchies at the back of your hair drawer where they belong. Bottom line is, if you're going to go for the double Khorkina, don't get a layered haircut. And we're not the only ones with this advice. Here is a direct quote from a gymnastics website, "Get familiar with hair gel! The girls' hair should be kept out of their faces--use gel liberally to create the "cement hair" effect."
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Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
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11:19 am
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victoriafleming: who is magnum mike again? the guy in Oregon?
RoneetaLal: yes
RoneetaLal: did i not tell you...he is HUGE
RoneetaLal: we had to get magnums
victoriafleming: oh right
victoriafleming: i forgot
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Monday, August 23rd, 2004
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9:42 am - Big Asses
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SublimeGirlie: do u think andrew workman is sick?
victoriafleming: no, do you?
SublimeGirlie: i think he prob has allergy probs or something
SublimeGirlie: and is taking steroids or something
SublimeGirlie: thta is making his head all big
victoriafleming: really? i dont know
victoriafleming: i didnt notice his big head
SublimeGirlie: everyone else did
victoriafleming: did anyone notice my big ass?
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Friday, August 13th, 2004
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7:54 am - Victoria's Weekend Forecast
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What to Wear: A dress with smocking
What NOT to Wear: Bikini top under blazer
What to Shoe: Green Moschino mary janes w/snake trim
What to Handbag: The new Donna Karan Collection
What to Hair: Two banded ponytail
What to Belt: Hermes Twilly tied on a single belt loop
What to Resurect: Bolero sweaters and jackets (but not the cheesy 80's kind)
Must Have Accessory: Single charm bracelet
What to Makeup: BeneTint applied by brush
What to Fragrance: Fresh's Sugar Blossom
What to Read: Julia & Jacques Cooking at Home
What to See: Harold & Kumar
What to Watch: Olympic gymnastics
What to Listen To: Sister Scissors
Genius Website: Bag Borrow or Steal
iPod Rediscovery: Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire"
Best Purchase: Fom pillow from Brookstone
What to Drink: Highball Tonic Water (packed w/vitamins)
What to Make: Sauteed shrimp and feta
Secret Weapon: Nair (for those in between waxing weeks)
Looking Busted: Janet at Teen Choice (is that a wetsuit top?)
Looking Extra Foxy: Christian Bale as Batman
Hot Couple: Usher & Alicia
Color combo of the moment: Smoke and plum
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Friday, June 25th, 2004
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12:46 pm - Wedding!
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Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004
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7:32 am - La Lakers (a week late)
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Friday, June 18th, 2004
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1:40 pm - Britney Spears is engaged again
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1:23 pm - HI
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Friday, December 12th, 2003
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10:14 am - Rambo
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Dear Friends and Family,
Yesterday our sweet beloved Rambo went to heaven to join Ginger and Serpico. Our boy honored us with love and trust for seventeen and one half years, and we are experiencing such unbearable pain from this loss. We can't seem to come to grips over this heartwrenching emptiness that all of us feel. Rambo brought so much love and happiness to our family, as he was one of a kind.
We have to believe that we will one day see him, Ginger and Serpie again in a much better place happy, healthy and running around.
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10:13 am - A doggy Hiku
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In Memory of Rambo
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face.
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Thursday, November 20th, 2003
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4:52 pm - Television without pity
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Adam Brody is adorable wearing an argyle sweater; peeling potatoes; pausing while peeling potatoes; resuming peeling potatoes; tryin' to step it up a notch; being fed from a spoon; lying that he needs to feed Ryan's sea monkeys; loving his chinos; "expressing awe and delight"; and becoming entangled in said argyle sweater. It's Thanksgiving in The O.C. this week, and the male members of the Cohen family conspire to keep Kirsten away from the meal preparation; they do not, however, conspire to keep her away from the "margs," and so she eventually ends up soused and hysterical. But not before Ryan -- who actually says the phrase "candied yams" with a straight face -- gets a call from imprisoned Trey, requesting a holiday visit. Marissa tags along to Chino, where in a show of incredibly poor judgment, she waltzes into the prison yard wearing the shortest skirt ever made. Seriously, it's entirely comprised of, like, three threads. Trey -- looking very much like Real World's Trishelle these days -- reels Ryan back into his old life, having fallen into jail troubles and needing to pay off a debt. So Ryan moves a stolen car from the house of his former girlfriend (Teresa, who looks no younger than Marissa) to a chop shop, narrowly avoiding ending up looking like his brother. Back at the manse, Seth engages in all manner of slapstick resulting from having one girl (Summer) in the pool house and one girl (Anna) in the bedroom. Kirsten and Sandy, meanwhile, try to make a love connection between Jimmy and Rachel, which is temporarily thwarted by Caleb and Lady Heather's party crashing. By the end of the episode, everything blows up in everyone's faces -- including, nearly, the turkey. We also learn that Ryan played Snoopy in his sixth-grade production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. Snoopy! Now if the writers can only find a way to work in Snoopy's happy dance, lives across the world will be complete.
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